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Sunday, April 20, 2008
「 I say it on 2:26 PM 」
Hello,

I am announcing that henceforth, my blog is CLOSED. =)

Byebye.


Friday, March 14, 2008
「 I say it on 8:06 PM 」
Oh great.

My mum just screamed at me and cried because
1) I told her straight in the face that I refuse to study engineering.
2) I told her I'll eat my apple afterwards and not immediately after dinner because I don't know why, that will always lead to stomach upsets.

Just like that. Poof. Screamed. Cried. Right in front of my neighbours with the door wide open.

I seriously don't know what is wrong with her. It's not as if I did something atrocious to warrant such an outburst right. To point number one, she screamed that I don't treasure my future blahblah and that she doesn't want me to tread in her path by doing a job that she doesn't like. But the point is, I don't like engineering. She says engineering can earn big bucks. But what's money when you are stuck with a job you don't like?

To point number two, she went on to complain again about how I eat so much sweets and not apples. And she didn't forget to curse me with diabetes.

And she went on to curse herself that she might as well go out to get knocked down by a car since I do not appreciate her efforts and do not treasure my future by not studying engineering.

And she then stormed out of the house. In full view of my neighbours.

Gosh, I cannot stand her. I think I might need to even finance my own university education. I feel like a depressed Jew living under Hitler =.=
She totally killed my mood to study organic chem today. Seriously, what's the point of studying now and getting good grades when in the end, I'll probably be coerced into something I don't like. Because if not, she'll probably think of new ways to threathen me with killing herself. Since I'm in the mood, let's see what she has already threatened me with countless times
1) get knocked down by a car
2) cook my dog
3) send my dog to spca
4) get cancer
5) Hang herself
6) Divorce my father
7) Run away with another man
8) Abandon my family
9) Jump off some building
Great, isn't she? I bet she's on her way to inventing more threats now.


Tuesday, March 11, 2008
「 I say it on 9:11 PM 」
=D I AM EIGHTEEN!
Legally able to watch M18, a step closer to R21, can go get my driver's license now, one last year with my headful of hair before NS shaves it all, OLDER MORE MATURED AND WISER THAN ALL YOU CHILDREN OUT THERE!

Thank you
1) FOE for your birthday and veronica surprise. The cake, the bag, the file and all the stuff in it! Sorry if I left scratch/shoe marks on your necks/legs but then you all deserve it =)
2) S63 for the very sweet celebration at Curry Wok, plus the cake and the erm, visual feast! And the squirrel that's on my study table now, unlike my visual feast which is hidden in the murky depths of my geog notes....
3) Xinyun for anything and the note
4) And everyone who smsed/ msned.

THANK YOU! My best birthday, thanks to all of you guys.

And I celebrated my birthday today by not studying . At all! Yay!


Sunday, February 24, 2008
「 I say it on 10:52 PM 」


CHUNG CHENG PEOPLE, PLEASE GO TO THE BAZAAR! SUPPORT YOUR ALMA-MATER because they spent all their funds renaming buildings and designing blood-red eww pe shirts and a humongous badge on the school-uniform


Thursday, February 14, 2008
「 I say it on 9:27 PM 」
A short one because I need to study and do my tutorials.

For some action of Kenneth Violence, kenneth-maluness and kenneth-blush-till-whole-face-unprecedented-red, there's no other day like today to witness them all.

Currently on my murder wanted list are everyone from FOE.
Veronica indeed....
But still, I love Veronica.

and her creators. =) Thanks for the Val's day and early birthday surprise, though I think I made a fool out of myself and provided everyone who's present at Suntec food court today with free entertainment. And now my hands and legs are sore. But I don't mind them getting sore-rer. NALLY TAN who came out with the nanyang-girl-dance-till-she-die thing would be next.

And to the auntie on board 171 today, there's no need to speak too loud. I can hear you.

Will blog more, when I have the time =)
Thanks everyone, especially the Veronicas. I really enjoyed myself.


Wednesday, February 6, 2008
「 I say it on 10:22 PM 」
Ok, I finally have the time and energy to update. And my first post of the year would be to gush about CCHMS and her lovely students. =) So don't read if you are uninterested because I am going to ramble.

06/02
Chung Cheng, for the first time in nth year, didn't have any CNY celebrations. I guess they must be in the mourning stage for the not-so-good O-Level results. Instead, they had half-day of lessons and pushed the celebrations till after CNY. So, in the midst of HC's CNY celebrations, me, evie and nishuai went off to meet Ahbao from NJC. But he was taking a super long time to "roll down from NJ's rooftop" (quote evie) so we had to watch 2 67s whizz by before Ahbao rolled his way to the bus-stop. And the one-hr trip to cchms was really fun, we chatted about everything under the sun from blasting cchms's new school-u and pe shirt to how cchms squandered its funds naming buildings instead of installing air-con at the audi to complaining about geog haha.
By the time we reached CCHMS, it was already 11 plus. Everyone went home already and the teachers weren't there because they had some staff lunch and the security guards simply refused to let us into CCHMS because they claimed they were closing the school soon. But they are so obviously lying. In the end, we had to summon the rest of RP from the canteen to come out =)
This must be the best CNY eve man! Respect is so beyond description. While walking towards Tat leong's enormous house, serene and hexuan were remarking how they hadn't had "the feeling of being at home" for a long time already, and I couldn't help but agree as 4RP laughed, chatted, talked on our journey to tl's house.
Tat Leong is rich =.= His house is like some 4 mini bungalows or something together so Ahbao was saying how it would be easy to split cai chan, because one child just gets one 'bungalow'.
CNY celebration cannot go without Mahjong right? I WON 4 ROUNDS IN A ROW! =) Then kellykoh had to push me away from my feng shui seat, thus ruining my chance of winning 5 times in a row. But then I went to help Yen Berg and he won!! You know why? because yeah lar, i was wearing red undies. =.=

RESPECT! Less than half the class, but better than nothing. Picture koped from szeyan, who gave me an angbao!! and I stupidly went, "Huh for me?!" because i thought she was married and was giving out real angbaos lol.

Outing with 2BN =)
Went to bugis street with Szeyan, Julia and Sunthai. Erm cannot remember much details hehe. The highlight was probably making szeyan stand by a pillar in front of Converse while me st and jul stood a few metres away discussing her birthday surprise. Then me and st went to buy some cakes and scout for a less crowded place to sing her a bday song so that we won't be too malu while Jul lured szeyan away.
Lunch was at Ajisen which I think was damn expensive but quite worth it not because of the food lar but because of the company =) We talked about ghost stories and some unknown 'xiao ming' to gossip to blahblah, I forgot already. =)

Kaiwan's birthday surprise
WAS A HUGE SUCCESS. Can't believe she actually fell for our trap. And apparently, mj, ej, nally and van's acting were so real that she actually cried. But nevertheless, everything went according to plan still and our efforts didn't go to waste =)

I feel so fortunate that 5 years ago, I chose to go CCHMS. That's where I had BN and RP. It's fate man. =)
Super long entry. Bye people and HAPPY CNY! I need to go sleep soon, tmr still have to catch all 3 he nian pian.


Saturday, December 29, 2007
「 I say it on 9:48 PM 」
Oh my gosh! Look!